If you request a response or other materials that requires me to use a phone, Fax or U.S. mail, please send me some stamps, money, coupons, or other barter materials to help cover my expenses (NOTE: No additional livestock is being accepted at the present time. Please check back after the fall butchering season.) Thanks.
The Ultimate Cheapskate
P.O. Box 760
Accokeek, MD 20607
Fax - Don't Have One
Cell Phone - Never Have, Never Will
Become a Miser Adviser
If you're tight with a buck and proud of it, you're invited to become a Miser Advisor to the Ultimate Cheapskate. The honor is, thankfully, free, but you must complete the following Declaration of Indespendence and email it to me to be eligible for membership:
"I, (name), am so cheap that I (give me your best tip)."